JOKES FOR FREE.....
A lady buys new Sim card
2 surprise husband
She goes 2 the Kitchen,& Calls
`HI DARLING`
He says`Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitche
.......................................
I was in pub last night with my wife and said
`I LOVE U`
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking............to d beer.
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Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He''s Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
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What''s Marriage!
.
.
.
Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense.
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The Greatest Expression Of Love
In Today`s Age,
Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps
From Someone You Love.
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Wife:I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband:i saw your dad paying da bill.
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If You Feel That The Distance
Between You and ALLAH Has Increased...
Remember..!
ALLAH Has Not Moved....Even An Inch.
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Just because you know
someone would wait for you forever,
it doesn`t mean that
you can let them wait that long.
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If You Love Someone,
Give Them The Option To
Leave
But
.
.
.
Never Give Them A Reason To Leave.
--------------------------------
Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.
--------------------------------
2 surprise husband
She goes 2 the Kitchen,& Calls
`HI DARLING`
He says`Call U Later Dear
The devil Is in kitche
I was in pub last night with my wife and said
`I LOVE U`
she said is dat u or d beer talking
I said its me talking............to d beer.
----------------------------
Man before Marriage is like Airtel...."Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He''s Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."
--------------------------------
What''s Marriage!
.
.
.
Answer:
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense.
--------------------------------
The Greatest Expression Of Love
In Today`s Age,
Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps
From Someone You Love.
-------------------------------- Wife:I saw in my dream
that u were buying a diamond ring 4 me
.
.
.
Husband:i saw your dad paying da bill.
--------------------------------
If You Feel That The DistanceBetween You and ALLAH Has Increased...
Remember..!
ALLAH Has Not Moved....Even An Inch.
--------------------------------
Just because you know
someone would wait for you forever,
it doesn`t mean that
you can let them wait that long.
--------------------------------
Give Them The Option To
Leave
But
.
.
.
Never Give Them A Reason To Leave.
--------------------------------
Women are like fruits.
Every woman has her own unique taste and color
The problem is the men,
They seem to love fruit salad.
--------------------------------
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